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PROTOCOL: SANDING TELEMETRY

// SOMATIC FRICTION ANALYSIS //

01. THE SANDING EQUATION

S = f(E × N) / Athought

S (Sanding): Measured friction.
E (Entropy): External chaos.
N (Novelty): Unfamiliarity.
A (Architecture): The Shield.

02. THE SANDING SCALE

0.0 // FRICTIONLESS Only attainable through medical intervention.
1.0 // OPTIMAL FLOW One of the best days of your life. Top 3.
2.0 // LAMINAR STATE An amazing wonderful day where nothing went wrong.
4.0 // GRIT DETECTED Stinging, Sanding, Gritty thinking. Irritable. Heart quickens. Tears.
6.0 // STRUCTURAL STRESS Physical pain in chest. Heart racing. Crying. Hollow feeling. Numbness.
8.0 // CRITICAL LOAD Extreme distress. Pain all encompassing. Anguish. Sobbing. >> TREAT AS EMERGENCY!
10.0 // SYSTEM FAILURE Unresponsive. Ghost of a ghost. Shattered. Unable to move. >> TREAT AS EMERGENCY!
11/10 // EXISTENTIAL BREACH Vomiting from sadness. Gasping for breath. No thoughts. Disjointed. >> TREAT AS EMERGENCY!
12+/10 // TERMINAL VELOCITY Singular mission to cease existing. >> SYSTEM LOCKDOWN REQUIRED